English Funny Joke PART -2

    English Funny Joke

          part-2

1.Teacher told all students

   in a class to write an essay
   on a cricket match.

   All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
   He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

2.Sardar was busy removing

   a wheel from his auto.

   A man asks sardar why are

   you removing a wheel from your auto.

  sardar : Cant you read the board.

   Parking is only for 2 wheeler

3.Impact of Movies:

  Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

  Student:- He is the one who helped

  Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend

4.Hey U Know

  Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1

  U Know Why??

  If she accept its your luck

  otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

5.Teacher:

  What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

 Tommy:A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

6. 2 men went 2 a callgirl.

  1st went in and came out n said

  "Na my wife is better."

  2nd went in and came out n said

  "U R right ur wife is much better."

7.Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm        under house arrest, by Wife

   Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

8. Catch her by her waist...

    Bring her home..

    Keep ur hand on her neck

    Put ur lips on her lips

    & have a ...

    ...nice drink...PEPSI

9.A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,

   is HONEST.

   A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,

   is WISE.

  A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,

   is a HUSBAND.!

10.Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,

    18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

    What do you have?

   Poor Man: I have a boy

   whose Girl Friend is

    Your Daughter..!

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