English Funny Joke part-1

     English Funny Joke 

                       PART -1 

1.  Honey :Can a kangaroo jump higher than                      a house?

     Bunny :Of course, a house doesn’t jump at                    all.

2.  Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a                          terminal illness and have only 10                        to live."

    Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what?                      Months? Weeks?!"

    Doctor: "Nine." 

3. A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry        sir, would you mind if I crossed your                field instead of going around it? You see, I        have to catch the 4:23 train.”

   The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead.           And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch     the 4:11 one.” 

4.Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

         My name is Paul.

5.My dog used to chase people on a bike a         lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his          bike away.

  
6.What is the difference between a            snowman and a snowwoman?                                  Snowballs.

7.Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

    Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we                   made explosives!”

   Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with                    you these days. And what will you                    do at school tomorrow?”

   Patrick, “What school?”

8."Mom, where do tampons go?"

     "Where the babies come from, darling."

      "In a stork???!!!"

9.Why is women’s soccer so rare?

  It’s quite hard to find enough women willing     to wear the same outfit.

10.“Wow you look great! Did you lose weight?”

“Hey – did you just call me fat in retrospect?!”

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